My blue heavens, I have to share this with everyone.... I was working with a small group of 2nd graders today, and all of a sudden the class clown of the group got this strained look on his face. I asked him what was wrong and he wouldn't say. Then a couple of seconds later he blurted out "Ms. Ellen, I've really gotta fart and I can't hold it anymore!!!!" Oh my..... But the best funny came before that, at the beginning of the group. One of the girls was trying to tell me what she had for lunch, and was saying "I had some chicken strips... chocolate milk..." and then all of a sudden the same clowner I mentioned above leaned over and whispered "wedgie!!!" in her ear. So before she could think, she had said "I had some chicken strips... chocolate milk... and some wedgies." We all lost it and started laughing uncontrollably!!!! You know how prissy little girls can be. She was absolutely mortified that she accidentally said "wedgie"!!!!!
My job rocks.......hahahahahaha :-D
